boyfriends are like shoes

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I know some of you do.

Let’s say your shoe size is 8, but the shoes that you want, like the ugg minis, are sold out in a size 8. There is a 7 1/2 in stock and if try really hard you can probably squeeeeeze into them, but you’ll end up with blisters. There is also a size 9 in stock and if you wore 3 pairs of socks everyday, you might be able make them work, but your feet will eventually sweat. You so desperately want these shoes, especially when it feels like everyone else already has them, that you are willing to buy shoes in the wrong size, even though you know it’s not practical and you’ll just end up feeling dumb. Instead, just wait until you find a size 8 - it’s your true size, after all.